Funny Short Stories - Very Short Story

Funny Short Stories - Very Short Story

The Outpouring Of The Heart Of A Disciple

In a class that are still questioned his presence, there lived two disciples who were chatting. The disciples known as Alpa and Aldie

 "Die, the value of MTK lu what? " asked Alpa kepo

 "Ugly, "

 "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... just dong. The teacher scolded Math, don't you?  "

 " The same MTK teacher. conflict anyway like 4, 5 perfect ~  "

 "If the value of the United Kingdom? "

 "Well that's just great, "

 "Is also. Maybe we are not dating. "

 "BTW why, Yes, we are required to master all subjects, but only one master teacher? " asked Alpa

 "Put it this way, in that school, there is an unwritten rule 2, the first, teachers were never wrong, the second one, if the teacher was wrong, return to rule number one, "

 "Bener, too, Yes. If we have come trouble,  "

 "why don't we just go to the canteen? "

 "That is good idea."

Alpa and Aldie finally went to the cafeteria and live happily ever after

- End

The Price Of Peace

At one time in one House. A child is about to go out wearing his father's motorcycle.

Ali:  "Sir, ask for money wants to the crossroad, "

Susan To:  "? "

Ali:  "60,000, "

Susanto:  "Lah, how very expensive? "

Ali  "Kan create 10,000 petrol, just make peace 50,000, "

Susan To any upset to hear the words of Ali:  "you! Police at the crossroad's friend father, said father son ye wrote. 30,000 friend price,  "

Ali:  "OK Sir, "

Finally Susan To give money to Ali. Ali went to the intersection and his father continue activities as usual.

- End

Late That Permitted

On one morning. Ando is coming late to school. There was a conversation between Ando and teachers

 "Why are you late? " ask the teacher with a high pitch

 "Sorry, Ma'am, last I help Granny go to his house, he got lost, mom, "

 "Bullshit. Late, stay late whatever the reason. Kids, this is not a good example of a replicable, you don't ever never emulate Ando!  "

The teacher continued to issue a mandate that is longer than the Commission the ceremonies. Once satisfied, the teacher finally returned to the lessons, but the Bell came home already reads and any students packing the goods.

 "Et et. Where do you guys want to go? "asked teacher upset

 "Yes go home, that is Bell, "

 "This unfinished Mother! "

 "Come on mom, late come late period may, "

 "Unfinished Mother, because Ando came late, so mother love referrals first, "

 "Right that's already told you, late stays late whatever the reason, "

 "I'm sorry, "

Finally students inevitably follow the lesson though halfheartedly.

- End

Doctor Boxer

The hospital was still doubtful occurrence, there is a patient who is being consulted a doctor about the disease that had long been lodged in his body.

 "Doc, is a disease I can heal faster? n"

 "Certainly can, if You come here, I guarantee 100% disease you will get well soon, "

 "If so, my medical treatment here yes doc, "

 "Sip."

After undergoing treatment, the patient is asked to wait a few days so that the effects of the treatment are visible. Day after day continue to roll endlessly, it's been 1 week since the treatment was done, but his illness grew even worse. Eventually the patient back facing the doctor.

 "Dock! This is why my illness even grow worse?  "

 "Wait, which determines the recovery and the discomfort of the Lord. I'm just trying,  "

 "Last week it said 100% successful, where's the proof? "

 "Catches last week, not now, now different more. "

The patient could not reply to the doctor who's been greeting lihay mengeles. Eventually the patient could only lament his return to doctor who earn money through money.

- End